
Legends #2
Released September 4, 1986
John Ostrander – Story
Len Wein – Writer
John Byrne – Penciller
Karl Kesel – Inker
Tom Ziuko – Colorist
Steve Haynie – Letterer
Mike Gold – Editor
Just to explain why this is posting now… My intent is to cover every core Superman book on the anniversary of its release. With crossovers and such, if one of those releases the same day as a Superman title, it will get covered later. Usually this will be the next Monday, but in cases where there isn’t a Superman book coming out the following week, I’m going to just maintain the Friday posting schedule, even if it means honoring these associated books a week late.
But this week, Friday is the 25th anniversary of 9/11. Felt like the wrong time to be dropping a post, so here we are on Thursday. Everyone good? Then let’s dig into LEGENDS #2.
We pick up just after the death of Macro-Man after being struck by Captain Marvel’s lightning, as Dr. G. Gordon Godfrey is grandstanding that this somehow means that superheroes will bring about society’s downfall.
Now… mind you he’s saying this in front of the smoldering corpse of a giant that just minutes ago was menacing the area and would probably still be destroying everything if Captain Marvel hadn’t put him down. I buy that Marvel might have a moral crisis over having taken a life, but the people who live there? Nah, a realistic crowd probably just relieved someone stopped it before their house got razed.
Also, Godfrey doesn’t really connect this tragedy with the existence of superheroes at all and he doesn’t even raise the moral objection that Captain Marvel shouldn’t have the right to take a life. He’s just popping in at an assembled crowd and shouting, “Superheroes suck! Amiright?”
Fortunately for Godfrey this particular crowd is composed of people who have the critical thinking, impulse control, and mob mentality of your typical Springfield town hall gathering, so they all jump on board this particular monorail, presumably just before musically expressing support for said monorail.

If you happened to miss the first issue, don’t worry because the creators are here with a page-long recap of Captain Marvel vs. Macro-Man. And if you miss this recap, don’t worry because Issue 3 will recap it again! (I swear they must have been paying the writing team by how many times they could recap that confrontation in six issues because it happens more than it should.)
Back on Apokolips, Darkseid greets the returning Doctor Bedlam, who played the role of Macro-Man. This is also where we learn the Phantom Stranger is there as an observer, debating Darkseid’s crusade and calling it “fascist paranoia.”

In other subplots, the JLA battles Brimstone, Rick Flagg recruits Deadshot to join Bronze Tiger and him in the Suicide Squa– eerrrrr… “Task Force X,” and Batman and Robin are separated during an anti-hero riot, with Batman having to leave his partner behind. Also, Blue Beetle makes his LEGENDS debut, avoiding being arrested by the cops, and we learn our Green Lantern for this event will be (SIGH!) the arrogant Guy Gardner, who also faces an angry anti-hero mob. (There’s a lot of that going around.)
Superman only pops up at the end, meeting with then-President Reagan at the White House. One of the most empty-headed criticisms of Byrne’s Superman is that he was a Ronald Reagan-supporting tool. I dispute this, and not just because Superman’s my favorite hero and Ronald Reagan is literally the worst President of the 20th Century who did more than any other person to absolutely fuck over my generation and it’s future. Everything terrible in America right now traces straight back to something Reagan did in office.
I’m gonna give this its own paragraph: Fuck Ronald Reagan.
Anyway, because septuagenarians with dementia are easily duped, Ronnie decides he need to jump on this whole “hate superheroes” bandwagon. And this is where I will point out – Superman disagrees with everything Reagan says and does in this sequence. He’s the voice of reason and fairness, while Reagan is the schmuck doing the terrible thing because it’s polling well.
Thus, Reagan issues an Executive Order telling all superheroes to cease and desist. Brilliant move, Dutch. Enjoy trying to stop an anti-matter wall yourself the next time reality threatens to unravel.


The other thing that’s weird about LEGENDS scenes being used as proof that Byrne’s Superman was a Ronald Reagan supporter is that Byrne didn’t even write this scene! But that’s how the internet works, he drew a scene with Superman and Reagan that someone else wrote and it gets tethered to him for all time.
And that’s where we come to the end of this issue.
As with the first issue, this issue ends with a two-page essay on the making of LEGENDS:










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